Meet Rosie and Johnny Walker. I know, I couldn't believe it either but yes, his name is really Johnny Walker and he may or may not REALLY love his alcohol (I'm not judging). This chain smoking duo have enough stories to tell to keep you in their sweet-ass double wide for days. A couple facts about Johnny: he has 1 1/2 lungs, no teeth, and is beyond happy to have purchased his 1970 Ford LTD from CraigsList. He wanted to take me for a ride to show me the horse power but I reluctantly turned down the offer due to his "love of alcohol." Cheers, Johnny.